zeloswildeer:

blushyarmin:

lordofthescience:

royaltyspeaking:

How to tell if it was a gunshot or fireworks: gunshots don’t echo, fireworks do. 

thaNK YOU SO MUCH

the fact that anyone might commonly need to know this terrifies me

clearly you’re not from america

Why the fuck is this post still a thing.

(via anthonyaaa)

wolftotheslaughter:

And what of he said he could chaperone

This is so not legit man my mom would never sign this shit.

wolftotheslaughter:

And what of he said he could chaperone

This is so not legit man my mom would never sign this shit.

I don’t understand feminists who advocate for feminism by saying “if you believe all humans should be treated as equals, you are a feminist”.

I do believe all humans should be treated as equals. I don’t think that needs a special name. I think that’s just being a decent person.

This man is my favorite.

(via anthonyaaa)

acoolshark:

whAT? WOME N LOOK NOT SEX? NOOO MAK UP?!?!!??? WHAT ABOUT ME? THE HETEROSEXUAL MALE? HOW CAN I OBJECTIFY THIS???

Who the fucks job is it to write these articles like how do you have any self respect when shit like this is what you do every day.

acoolshark:

whAT? WOME N LOOK NOT SEX? NOOO MAK UP?!?!!??? WHAT ABOUT ME? THE HETEROSEXUAL MALE? HOW CAN I OBJECTIFY THIS???

Who the fucks job is it to write these articles like how do you have any self respect when shit like this is what you do every day.

(via anthonyaaa)

veganfoodblog:

Choco-Banana Ice Cream

veganfoodblog:

Choco-Banana Ice Cream

(via skinnymaddie)

lightspeedsound:

avante-gardeian:

squigglydigg:

notasamalander:

noxtheox:

Let’s get down to business.

To outbid the huns!
Here I have some figures
and some facts and sums!

It’s the saddest lot you’ve ever bought
but if you bet on this one too
Mister I’ll
make you a buck
or two

Business man!We must be swift as the stock exchangesBusiness man!With all the force of a great tycoon 
Business man!
With all the strength of a thriving market
Mysterious as the Romney’s revenues!

I’m never gonna get this back
Say good bye to my salary 
Boy was I fool in school for cutting STATS
This guy’s got them scared to death
Hope he doesn’t see my assets 
Now I really wish I knew how to add! 

lightspeedsound:

avante-gardeian:

squigglydigg:

notasamalander:

noxtheox:

Let’s get down to business.

To outbid the huns!

Here I have some figures

and some facts and sums!

It’s the saddest lot you’ve ever bought

but if you bet on this one too

Mister I’ll

make you a buck

or two

Business man!
We must be swift as the stock exchanges
Business man!
With all the force of a great tycoon 

Business man!

With all the strength of a thriving market

Mysterious as the Romney’s revenues!

I’m never gonna get this back

Say good bye to my salary 

Boy was I fool in school for cutting STATS

This guy’s got them scared to death

Hope he doesn’t see my assets 

Now I really wish I knew how to add! 

(via in-a-raging-sea-of-flames)